Six Cycles of Tjorn the Hypercrybarian

This day we held high the noble birth of Tjorn the Hypercrybarian. Destroyer of Toys, Wielder of the High Pitch Voice and Holder of the Seven Hidden Excretions. Supreme Architect of Paper Objects and a Tapesmythe. Annoyer of his sister and Tearserker Extreme. For Six cycles this Dwarf of Distraction has walked these shadowed lands. There was much celebrations and great gifts were bestowed upon his mortal being.