The Cauldron of Iced Milk

My brother from the far away land of giants, sent to us a most magical cauldron. A cauldron capable of bringing forth the Iced Milk of Carbos, Lord of the Fat ones. Last night, with much anticipation from the Dwarves of Distraction, the Queen of Amazonia placed the ingredients into the frozen cauldron. We waited as it spun and groaned and quickly brought forth an abundance of the Iced Milk. All were satisfied.