The Reign of the Axe Lord

The Lords of Chaos have summoned forth the Axe Lord to watch over the Slave Pit. A disquieting quiet has fallen over the land. Silently he walks the Slave Pits, his eyes dark and cold. Some feel the sting of the blade as it rests upon their necks. Others, such as the Princess of Stupidia, see only the backs of their eyelids. Fear not, for the Axe Lord is a not a master of the axe, but a slave to it. And upon his neck, is the biggest axe of all.