Request of Caffeinus

O' Caffeinus, lord of strength and power, grant to me the ability to slay the mighty serpent Sleepnir, servant of the wicked Sleep Wizard, and he who coils himself around us and makes us lie down upon soft beds of Morpheus, the cold brother of Death. May your mighty elixir, the Dew of the Mountain, sustain my right hand in this battle against the forces of evil. Do not lay your curse upon me, may my head not swim and my hands not shake, may my speech not be fast and my mind race like the western winds. But instead, may it make my aim true like the Words of the Ancient. If you will not grant me these things Caffeinus, then may you be dragged to hell you trickster!