The lordly sun broke forth from his chamber and dispersed the gloomy curtain of night, and brought his glory upon this mortal day. We trekked to the Helen Mountains and rafted the river with a great throng of people. The Queen of Amazonia and I were mercilessly shackled to the Dwarves of Distraction. Tween the Outrageous was under the spell of the Mood Foul and acted of ogreish behavior. We rescued young damsels in distress and recovered the slippers of one fair maiden, as the rapids and rocks hindered us not in our journey. Later, we found an outpost where we were able to restock with delights from exotic lands. We ate of the spoils of the Sammian Fields and drank the nectar of dragonfruit.
When we returned to our abode amongst the flowery branches, we ate more spoils and slow roasted Smorellian Treats.
Now the Queen of Amazonia is once again beset by the evil incantation of the Sleep Wizard as the children of Selena dance upon the blackened stage of night.
