The Battle of Bulkage

Today I have ate an abundance at the altar of Carbos, lord of the Fat Ones. He is in league with the Sleep Wizard. Together they have enchanted me with deep incantations, and have drawn me to their soft fleshy temple. How heavy their burden weighs upon my mortal frame. May I flee this unholy temple and break free from the Battle of Bulkage. May I, by the Sword of Amariah, cleave them in two!