The Hunt in the Sammian Fields

The Curse of Caffeinus is beset me with the Jitters. I have drank too deeply from the Dew of the Mountain. Now I beseech Carbos, god of the Fat Ones, to save me from this curse. I, and one of the Dwarves of Distraction, have returned from the Sammian Fields, with many spoils. The hunt was good. This Dwarf is now under the mighty spell of the Stone of Images, as he feasts upon some of the morsels. Once again the Sleep Wizard has enchanted the Queen of Amazonia with his powerful incantation. He is aided in his devious deed by the Monthly Curse of Selena.